A fork of Rural Dictionary
A common misspelled rendition of "foodie." Foodie:A fat kid pretentious enough to think up a special word to describe their desperate longing for anything to shove down their face. They'll often claim to be "food enthusiasts" or to have "refined tastes," but they're usually lying.
"I got tired of telling people I had a 'glandular problem,' so I decided to start calling myself a foody instead. It frees me of those negative connotations and leaves me to be become as lardy as I see fit." --You
Either a 27 year old woman with a boob job, or a gay man with a great job. Both claim to have many friends that are also foodies. They see Rachael Ray have foodgasms and expect the same from Burger King. They spend too much money trying to emulate food celebrities they see on Bravo, and do ridiculous activities like going out in a party of 10 to a Kobe beef tasting. Essentially, if you call yourself a "foodie", you aren't one; or you aren't what you think it means. A firefighter would not walk up to a burning building, criticize the flames, and proclaim that he and his coworkers are firefighters.
"This restaurant sucked, me and all my friends are foodies, and my steak wasn't hot enough, and there were some sea salt crystals on my bread."
Someone who thinks they know all about food and cuisine but they actually don't know shit.
Boy: Hey, Marc is a total foodie Girl: I know right!!! Boy: Will you marry me?? Girl: lol NO
a surface covered by miscellany, unidentifiable bits of food particles.
All my lazy, couch potato roommate ever does is sit watching tv with his fingers in a snack box while wearing a foody wife beater.
A fictional personality trait that boring people use to feel special. They've decided that pretending to like food more than everyone else makes them super-duper cool. They'll usually try to make bold claims, but it's all bullshit. No, you don't have a refined palate... you just ate three or four things you haven't tried before. No, eating for pleasure isn't something that makes you unique... everyone does that... it's why the fucking snack industry exists. And no, you don't possess uncommon knowledge about food... you just watched some Gordon Ramsay videos on YouTube. Sorry, but being a foodie isn't a real thing. It just isn't. Grow up and develop a real personality.
Tammy: "I had such an amazing dinner! I'm such a foodie!" Andrew: "You had microwave Swedish meatballs and a Nutty Buddy that's been sitting in your freezer for four years. Shut the hell up."