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Fortified Fucking February

The follow up to famous Juicy Jizz January, Fortified Fucking February allows one to fuck as hard as they physically can due to the amount of nutting and gay porn watching. Only works if one participated in Juicy Jizz January.

Ashley: "hey babe guess what~" Brian: "What?" Ashley: "Its Fortified Fucking February! I hope your dick is ready~"

by Unkindled Hunter January 28, 2021

Fortified Ass Pack

Ass bulge supported by rolled up straws placed around the sphintor ring to encourage womens intuition.

Man, that guy has a nice fortified ass pack.

by Sam Stapleton November 05, 2006

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 08, 2025