A fork of Rural Dictionary
A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.
Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?
A petname often given to a boyfriend who has many freckles
Jenn: Freckles where are you? Travis: Here I am hun. Jenn: Love me some Freckles
An S.A.S. game, played thusly: Two or more people in a pub, one shits on a table between two beer mats and smacks them together. The "player" with the least amount of shit on him wins the game, thus having a round of drinks bought for him. Don't ask me, I got this out of a comic book.
"Who wants to play freckle?" "Not me, you sick fuck"
Something on a pretty girl that makes her irresistable. Girls with freckles drive me crazy, it's just so cute.
Look at the cute freckles on Shannon!
a synonym for "fuck" that is derived from a MAD TV skit and is utilized, not to mention celebrated, by Norwegian Surf Gods the world over.
"James is freckles awesome." "What the Freckles?! I just lost a game of pool to a girl!" WARNING: using this word to refer to sexual intimacy, such as "I want to freckles you," may cause an extremely adverse reaction from the potentially "freckled." HANDLE WITH CARE.
Someone You Find Yourself Thinking About All The Time. The Person you are Completely Infatuated With !!
Just a pet name for loved ones, to make her feel special. 'Hello There Freckles'
1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
Woah, did you play Freckles last night?