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Fumble

When you're carrying a baby and you drop it.

John: Woops, sorry Debrah, fumbled little timmy.

by DeluxeAnus October 29, 2011

fumbly

A mixture between clumsily and tentatively

First sexual experiences are often fumbly...after that it's like riding a bicycle

by viking63 October 16, 2015

Fumble

When you're having intercourse and you realize youre about to ejaculate. You dont want to be done now so you "fumble" or stop right before ejaculation. Then its like starting over and you get twice the amount of sex.

"I almost ruined sex with Jessica last night, good thing I fumbled." "Yeah dude fumbling is the best!"

by oneguytrain December 15, 2013

fumbling

to grope any private parts. Fumbling: a sport played by pirates, lumberjacks and people from Brighton

"why doest thou fumble with my....." William Shakespeare, from his amazing play 'the bum fumblers'

by Bill Speareshaker November 22, 2003

Fumbling

To say something on facebook that you would normally mumble under your breath.

Hey did you see what she said on facebook after you chewed her out at the party? Naw. That girl is always fumbling.

by shadowdragon3050 April 01, 2015

The fumble

A drunk chick who finally shows up to a party that's dominated by horny males that have been waiting a long while for some females to show up. (i.e "sausage fest") Like football players piling up on a loose ball on the field, there will be a pile up on the long awaited females coveted snatch in the quest for possession.

"When is the fumble getting here? I'm horny!" "Girl, if you go to that party, you're gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there."

by teenez69er August 22, 2014

Fumbled

The act of buying something when you do not have the financial means to buy such item.

Guy: Bro, I fumbled some jeans and a pair of earrings for my girlfriend today :( Bro: Damn, are you gonna return it??

by zklu June 19, 2019