A fork of Rural Dictionary
FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly>
1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.
(fumpish, fumpy)
He was the most fumpish person I ever met.
Wow, only a fump could have failed that test.
When a man gets a sex change and has his penis turned inside out, But later after the surgery he gets and erection and if shoots back out into a penis again.
Oh shit guys turn that porn off or I'm gonna Fump!
That guy was gonna fuck me but when i saw his hot body i fumped and he left
Sometimes i put puke in my mangina and watch porn till i fump and shoot puke all over the place!
To be dumped (relationship) through the social networking platform "Facebook"
Person A notifying Person B that they no longer wish to remain in a relationship using FACEBOOK as a method of communicating the message. Being dumped on Facebook or Fumped for short.