A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gay man named Jake. Combines the words gay and Jake. A gake is often a best friend, who can equally love Brokeback Mountain and 300, and can quote lines from any movie. A gake is incredibly fun and an amazing dancer. Gakes are the best friends to have.
Look at that attractive stylish guy--he must be a gake.
A variation of the phrase "fake and gay" Usually meant to express dissatisfaction with a given scenario, the alternative "gake and fay" is a usage meant to not only make fun of the given subject, but also of itself.
Steve: Yo man I think wearing a skirt would be lit.
Rodger: Gake and fay.
GAKE: A Gay man who obsesses, talks about and enjoys Cake
GAY-TEAU: Slighty better heeled Gay man who obsesses about Gateau
GAY-STRY: Like the above but for pastry
Gay man "I spent all of Saturday afternoon baking cupcakes. Do you think that makes me a Gake?"