A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person, usually of Spanish heritage that has an affinity (almost a desire) to stick his/her penis into the tailpipe of trucks that have stacks, lift kits, and ridiculous amounts of horrible-colored paint. Also, loves to partake in dry-humping instead of actual sexual intercourse. Hates selfless, godless people of intellectual prowress.
We all know this type of Person, A Gallegos-Person.
awesome, adventurous, patient, wears blue scrubs, likes chocolate and cheese. Ready to party!🎉 Loves Saint Patty's Day!!☘️
1. Omg have you met Karla Gallegos??? I would totally swipe right!
2. Hey Karla Gallegos, do you want the rest of the cheese?
3. Karla Gallegos looks so awesome in her blue scrubs!
Patient zero of the well researched phenomenon known as the Gallegos Effect. The best living example of white privilege. Thinks he is a country boy, but is really just a psychosocial abnormality who has rich parents who do not love him. Also thinks owning a car is a personality trait. Known to sexually assault freshman.
Wow, Aidan Gallegos is such a spoiled brat!
praise be, praise be.
the holy church of our sir of gallegoism, our history teacher, mr g.
The church of Gallegoism, praise be my lovlies, praise be.
Sexiest mothafucker alive. Enough said
That guys so attractive.
Of course he is hes a michael gallegos.
Julianna Gallegos(A girl that’s put’s her whole mouth on a water bottle to drink) And also a soon to be best softball player.
Julianna Gallegos Likes Many Bois at Powel 6 Grade Center
hot. like the hottest person in this whole entire galaxy.
random person: “have you seen cynthia gallegos? “ me: yea she’s so hot!”