Country Dictionary

On the 4th of March you get to kiss your bf/gf!!

Kiss your bf/gf Day!!

Slap your bf/gf at anytime but only on oct 20

Bf/gf:hey babe Them: *slaps gf/bf Gf/bf: ow Them: it’s national slap your bf/gf day :)

National don’t ditch your gf day

Addie: Lets go to the movies! Zach: Yess addie gets all excited Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day is every day. Cum on her any day you‘d like

“Ayo, its national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day, like everyday“ “Sick, lemme cum on her“

On December 9 u get to bang your partner whenever or wherever u want

You: guess what Partner: what You: it’s bang your gf/bf day Partner: if u want to

On april 14 you grab your gf against the wall and make out.

i grabbed my gf and made out with her against a wall. Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her.

Technically scientists have proved that kisses burns calories but for you and your partner everyday should be national kissing day. But stars say kissing every Friday is good for your mental health,so pucker up and have fun

Him/her:hey babe you know what today is? Gf/bf:no what’s today? His/her:Friday which means it’s national kiss your gf/bf day ! Gf/bf:oh ok *kiss*