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A over paid, non-educated, raging alcoholic, pill popping Latter-day Saint. He speaks, cries and broadcasts lies, mis-facts and is trying to impress the misguided right wing in the US. Guess if he believes in the Mormon Church, he believes the lies that pour from his mouth.
A: Uh-oh, Mormon missionaries, run! B: Why? They are cute!! A: They will Glenn Beck your ass. B: RUN!
A Glenn Beck is when you get a little bit of shit between your two front teeth.
"Gross, man. You got a Glenn Beck between your two front teeth. Hold still Ill get it out"
The only male in history to survive an abortion Not once Not twice but THREE times...but even greatness such as this comes with a price And in this case it's called mental retardation BUT THIS MAN PERSEVERED!!! And accompanied his mental illness with drug abuse and alcoholism AND THIS MAN STILL STANDS TALL, HE STILL STANDS STRONG!!! He will own all your bases....he will own the children you thought would be safe inside those bases and unlike the mighty Titan Cronos (who inspired Obama to be a Marxist. I know this because Glenn knows this) He will not imprison them in his stomach... BUT HE WILL DISINTEGRATE THEM FOR THEIR INEPTNESS AND LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENT!!!
Glenn Beck knows when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake and he knows if you've been conservative or Marxist so conserve for conserving sake. And if you DARE DECEIVE HIM, he will hunt down your family, your friends, your co-workers, your landlord, even the people who protect you and you will PRAY & BEG for mercy....but he never forgives and never forgets and he will never eat.....he will never sleep.....and he will never...stop....
1. A mangina that pisses sitting down. 2. The fecal drippings from a buttsex creampie that run down the taint to create an unwanted pregnancy. 3. An aborted abortion, the result being that only the brains have been vacuumed but the person remains very much alive. 4. One of the original Garbage Pail Kids. 5. An "anchorman" who leaks estrogen out of his man-tits and cries repeatedly but is still one of the most fair and balanced personalities on Fox News.
1. I know she wears a skirt, but that's a dick-tucking Glenn Beck. 2. She went to the clinic to take care of that Glenn Beck. 3. That poor Glenn Beck can't even velcro his shoes by himself. 4. That Glenn Beck is the least valuable Garbage Pail Kid card ever. 5. Wow. Did you see Glenn Beck last night? That was a great newscast!
The act of having have your ass handed to you (usually in a verbal manner); in other words, to get totally pwned. Named after the infamous Glenn Beck after getting his ass handed to him by Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters on The View
Jake: Dude I went to holler at that hot chic and I was totally Glenn Becked John: Yeah dude...you are like a total loser man. Chic Glenn Becked you...you should go sit in a corner and cry dude.
To ask someone to prove a negative.
'glenn-becked': as in being asked to disprove a negative which originated in a lie. President Barack Obama was 'glenn-becked' when he was accused or being a racist by Beck, or having to go to the trouble to disprove something patently false, as was the claim that he was not a 'native born' citizen, the lie was first thrown in planet 'Right Wing' back in the 2008 Presidential campaign. The claim was totally proved as spurious, but the damage was already done, right winger extremists who listen to these shock jocks, Beck, Limbaugh, Savage, et al, wholeheartedly believed the lie and have been repeating it ever since. So, Obama has been 'Glenn-Becked' several times. Coming full circle, Glenn Beck himself is being 'glenn-becked' by being asked that he disprove the internet rumor that he raped and killed a girl in 1990
A man who has lost it all and through faith in God rebuilt his name by telling what he has found to be the truth. A man who teaches his audience to search for the truth themselves. His primary messages are, seek the truth, stand in the truth, and prepare for the worst/ hope for the best. In 2011 he launched a subscription news network called GBTV.com.
Glenn Beck has held events in August 2010 and 2011 to restore honor to America, and restore courage by standing for and with Israel as they come under attack.