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Most likely a middle aged man that invests thousands of dollars in a scooter that he doesn’t even ride. They tend to have big egos, small penises and enjoy butt sex on the regular.

You’re not a Goped elite until you’ve invested 5k

Goped means fucked up by video games, like making you think your inside one all the time or you see characters from a game irl.

You play gta to much I bet your Goped

To start banging your genitals with a hard, rough object (Like a brick or rock), to stimulate sexual ejaculation. This method is usable on males and females but is more effective on males.

Hey dude, I just found a new rock, wanna go goping later?

goping; to gope
for when you're utterly so confused you can only gope in reaction.

*enter a weird conversation with no context,*

"what goping on?"
"oh hey Gabe we were just talking about what DW stands for."

A brainwashed conservative, typically consumes only right wing media, is ignorant of world history and politics, and gets their information through memes.

Meant to be used as a perjurative (e.g. GOP + dope = Gope).

Did you hear about what happened in the White House today? It's only a matter of time before Fox News spins the story for the brain dead gopes.

to goping

to gope for

Gope juice, (noun, adjective, verb) is a milk and semen alternative. Unlike semen, gope juice doesn’t impregnate you unless you want a pregnancy. Gope juice also tastes like a milk, which makes it great for cereals and coffee. Gope is non allergenic, and causes no reactions.

Hey have you tried gope?

yeah I goped in my ceral last week it was sooo good