Country Dictionary

When your sex partner attempts to stick their finger in your anus during coitus.

"It freaked me out, I was hittin it and she tried to gork me."

Fist someone all the way up to your elbow.

you: Lets go Gork her/him! me: Pervert!

A shorthand for gay dorks. Increasingly popular among the gay dork community.

Limp-wristedly, the two boys put on their faerie embroidered robes and wizard hats and hopped the 45 bus to play dungeons and dragons; they were such gorks.

a cheap hit in baseball that counts in your batting average.

Joe hits a little gork into the outfield

A super geeky dork

"I'm proud to be a gork!"

The name George + Dork

George is such a gork, he was driving around for 3 hours trying to find a club on the wrong street!

Slang from the early 1960s: a person who flatulates in a tub of water, then pierces the resultant gas bubbles with his or her nose.

Johnny likes to gork while waiting for the tub water to get hot again.