Country Dictionary

A nerdy twat with no friends

Seb: I pulled a penger last night
Paco: was she fit or a gorm though

Someone who is stupid or has lack of focus.

If you are refereed to as gormless you are so stupid that you are deprived of being called stupid.

By eck that lad's got gorm.

Somebody with an abnormally large jaw.

"Look at the size of Ben's jaw"
"I know. He's a GORM!!!"

toes, or something good

a. let me toast your gorm (warm your toes)
b. mm this food is gorm, gormalicous, gormy etc.

The act of getting so many members of the opposite sex to do things your way, it amazes even yourself. However, you cannot lie to them. Stretching the truth is allowed.

Bob - "I can't believe you got Jennifer, Melissa AND Jody to come over exactly an hour apart. And they actually think you are going to watch a T.V. show."

Eric - "Well I will be watching T.V... among other things ;)"

Bob - "You totally just pulled a Gorm."
*possible high fives*

a definition of a skinny person that lives in the mountains. these where fabled to live 1000 years after christ.

"did you hear that?"
"Gorms!"

When someone tries too hard and ends up lonely

Yo that kid Jack is such a gorm