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The perfect guy. Very FUNNY and CARING. Gives you the chills when he stares at you. Looks and acts like your typical cool guy. Usually brown hair and brown-green eyes. Has the best personality. Sooooo hot and gives you tingles when you think about him.
Omg who’s that hot guy?
That’s GREG!
'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.
Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"
Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"
Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
Greatest Everyday Regular Guy...
Rarely seen in the wild, but when you meet one... you know..
The Goat of the Goats
No super powers needed here
Just the man, the myth, the Greg
Guy 1: “That Goat is amazing... why is he talking to that regular guy?”
Guy 2: “Oh, that’s no regular guy... that’s a Greg...”
Guy 1: “What makes him so special?”
Guy 2: “Nothing...”
Guy 1: “What’s he do then?”
Guy 2: “Nothing... he’s doing it”
Every Goat needs a hero, and that hero is their Greg
Fastest growing channel in YouTube.
Danny Gonzalez's Greg's are the fastest growing family on youtube.
A way of describing hyperactivity on an extreme level.
Most commonly seen through comedian Greg Proops.
"Woah, Chip's full of gregness!"