Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

griddle titties

Small tits that look like two eggs frying on a griddle

That girl has griddle titties

by survivedabortioncdc August 21, 2009

Reverse Griddle

When you get a hand job after you tucked it back.

Boots gave me a reverse griddle last night.

by Fuzzynuffin June 29, 2020

licks griddle

Something thats "sucks" to the point of being almost painful.

You had to watch Police academy 4...man, that licks griddle.

by PhD Strange September 28, 2007

griddle flaps

A mythical hybrid of a bacon cheese burger and a pancake. Said to prevent vomiting, cure intense hangovers and solve marijuana induced food cravings.

...Oh, I feel like shit, my head's splitting and I'm queasy ...I sure could use some griddle flaps.

by PhD Strange September 28, 2007

grease the griddle

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013

Sweet Griddle cakes

Can use instead of "Oh my God" or "Sweet Jesus"

"Sweet.... Griddle Cakes! Look at the tush on that teletubby!"

by Miles J June 22, 2004

Saskatchewan Griddle Cake

Canadian equivalent of the Cleveland Steamer

So yah want a Saskatchewan Griddle Cake, eh?

by Paul April 24, 2007