A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sexual intercourse with an overly obese person
My brother is obsessed with having habibs, i dont think his dick can hold up much longer.
slang for a crazy mothefucker who talks shit all day but won't ever back it up. also prone to speaking gibberish and never making sense, hence creating confrontations when told to shut up
Person 1: "Im da juggernaut bitch, crab cakes and all"
Person 2: "What!??! You make no sense."
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up! I feel like slapping you mang."
Person 2: (Bitch Slaps Person 1) "Calm the fuck down, Damn Habib"
Habib is not nice at all hes also a simp. Habib normally wears hoodies to seem chill.
He’s actually horrible at basketball and thinks he’s good
He has a friend that’s really gay and needs to drop him
He normally listens to A Boogie Wit A Hoodie
He is decent at video games
He is not fat nor skinny
He’s also not ugly
Habib is Decent
A person from the Indian Subcontinent region.
Also see Kabib
I was hanging out with Kumar at the bar last night. That Habib couldn't get laid in a Vietnamese brothel.
The most bitchiest guy ever and will beat the shit out of you if u touch him or touch his "airpods" . Naved, however is way cooler than him and has the hugest dick. he cums in girls asses because he does not give a shit. habib can never get a girl and he is a bronie. he has a cum jar with rainbow dash and jacks off to mlp porn.
omg Habib is such a loser. SUCC