Country Dictionary

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Halp

When you miss spell the word help

random person 1: HALP
random person 2: do you mean help?
random person 1: yes dumbass :/

by asshole <3 July 31, 2021

halp

only cool kids say this

halp me, i'm too cool

by May 08, 2023

Halp

The sound in which your mouth makes when you eat something with liquid such as a bowl of cereal

This morning when dad ate cereal I heard him halp every time he took a bite.

by MXAndrew41 April 02, 2022

Halp

Means you wanna say help, but you'rean idiot and spell tihngs wrong.

Person 1 :Hey gurl i ned halp

Person 2: *girl *I *need *help

Person 2: smh

by Phantom Tollbooth2003 November 29, 2018