Country Dictionary

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Hampus

Eshlad that likes to bash any kid that annoys him, hampus are usually from Sweden, they carry around knives and are scared of loud voices (adults or teachers)

Hampus is a fucking Eshay

Hampus is such a satchel cunt

by FellowPoopEshlad September 05, 2019

Hampus

Hampus is the definition of a bög

wow Hampus is sutch a bög

by soffan0 October 30, 2020

Hampus

Usually an aggressive piece of sh!t

Pls hampus stop hitting me

by Joe the slayer January 26, 2017

Hampus

Coolest name in the entire world really big pines (15 inches)

Do not ever fuck with this guy

Hampus has the biggest pines in the entire world.

by Lukas Bloomberg December 12, 2016

Hampus

This guy is freaking hawt, he has a great potential and always a joker. Every girl get stoked when they see his eyes.

Hampus is a Swede

by kickassnignog December 13, 2016

Hampus

A dirty Hampus is when a guy put his finger in another guys asshole while he watches gayporn.

“Did you finger him?”
“Yeah man I gave him a nasty dirty Hampus

Hampus

hes a bög

wow Hampus is sutch a bög

by soffan0 October 30, 2020