A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to address a close friend or to insult someone for being fat
Yo! Heifer where you at? Heifer!! Your my bestfriend
the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.
heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)
heifers are basically baby cows, but in slang, it's like saying "ok, boomer" but for humans that are younger or minors.
6th grader: so what? im in middle-school, i can date! 8th grader: ok, heifer.
A woman who is healthy womannot necessarily fat but sturdy looking and attractive.
Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman." Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."
a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer." "Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?" "I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."