A fork of Rural Dictionary
Herman is a Chinese man that has a penis so small that you can use it to clean the space between your teeth. This is also a way of saying someone has a small dick.
Look Eric has Herman, I can use his dick to clean the space between my teeth.
the German race {from the movie SNATCH}
"Why have you got that gun Tommy, are zee Hermans coming?"
To be weak-willed or soft, both physically and mentally. Derivation from "Pee Wee Herman" (i.e. to have a tiny willy).
"Jesus Spanish footballers are hermane"
A herman is the police codeword for a couple that is screwing around in the back of a car (having sex, just in case you missed that). Herman's usualy head towards parks, dark areas, and behind businesses when they are active
Those hermans sure are rocking that car
As made popular by the original musical, "A Very Potter Sequel", a musical parody of The Harry Potter Series. In the show, none of the characters can say Hermione Granger's name correctly, so they call her "Herman" and other variations of Hermione. such as Hermanin, Hermaninoid, Hermainee, , Hermananim, Hermononucleosis, and Herman-monster!
Delores Umbridge: "Bed time chil'ens... Don't let the boggarts bite! Oh-whoops, that's Hermi-Herman-Hermione.. Never mind." (taken from A Very Potter Sequel)