A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Honey Pot is where a group of Big Gay Bears gather in a circle and masturbate into a large pot or cauldron. It is comparable to a Soggy Biscuit.
Bob was the last one to ejaculate into the Honey Pot. So he had to eat the contents first.
During sexy time, one consenting adult partner inserts entire hand into the other consenting adult partner's poop shoot (pot), then removes hand to lick the anal juices(honey) off of them. A nod to Winnie the Pooh.
"My husband and I tried to spice things up by honey potting each other. We've never been more in love."
"You know that bitch Dre? She tried to honey pot me the other night! She a freak."
"You know, I honey potted a hooker the other night and man, that shit was no honey. Literally. It was shit."
Slang for vagina/pussy, or #1 lady hole, comes from the honey pot emoticon
Yo last night I finally got that sweet honey pot, call me Winnie the Pooh
In facebook subculture, when a post is made within a group specifically to draw out members with shitty morals/ideas/beliefs/etc. so that they will argue and expose themselves. Like baiting but instead of wanting to just see people get heated its specific to exposing them.
Akin to 'drawing flies to honey'
Did you see that post on 'quick question what the fuck'? Obvious Honey Pot, so many flies.
A large black woman, usually chased as a trophy
Man, we had a competition to see who could get the biggest honey pot
An attractive male, usually between the ages of 21-30. Must be tall, athletic, fine, smokin', employed, large worm.
One that would evoke a totally appropriate holler or "wooop" from an attractive female.
The traditional predatory role of the male and female mating interactions are reversed, and the woman in the presence of a honeypot becomes the predator. This sometimes results in verbal harassment, or sometimes a "rape-kiss."
To obtain a honeypot, follow the fool-proof S.K.E.T.C.H. method:
S - Separate from the girl pack;
K - Know your audience (talk sports, cars, business);
E - Easy target (be an easy target)
T - Troubled (act lost/confused..."where are my friends?")
C - Coerce with a shot (tequila usually does the trick);
H - HONEYPOT OBTAINED!
When one finds the best honeypot she's ever seen, she may call that guy a "pooh-bear." To be used sparingly!
That honey pot is makin' me all sticky...
I'd take that honey pot home tonight.
Wooooop! Honey pot!!!!
Girls... I think I might have found a pooh-bear. He's a 10!