Country Dictionary

Acronym meaning "incredibly totally marvelous" or "incredibly totally magnificent" or occasionally "It totally magical", usually used to describe something awesome or amazing

Paul "So how was was Prom???"
Dean "fun"
Paul "How did Maggie look?"
Dean " She looked ITM"

In the moment.

I see that asshole playing bass for this song. Who cares. It's so good! Who cares. ITM

An excuse to drink on a weekday. When ur major is such a joke drinking is the most complicated math you do

Andrew- “ are you coming to itm Wednesday

Kyle- “ hell yeah man”
Kyle -“I’m not going to drink tho”
Kyle -*drinks*

To be 'in the mao' means to be in. This could include getting in with a girl or a guy. Additionally, itm can also be used as a synonym for 'sick' or can be used when you do something cool (scoring a goal in soccer).

"bro, he's in the mao with Jennifer"

*scores a basket in basketball* "INNN THE MAO"

"dude are you itm with her?"
"It means in the mao (itm)"
"OHHH yeah dude im itm"

Insert the Meat is a phrase that refers to slipping your "meat" aka cock, penis, slong into a poosie, thus ITM.

I would really like to insert the meat (ITM) into that hot clone over there.

Abrv. "If That Makes Sense"

1. Relating to an obscure, abstract or complex concept.

2. Passive aggressively indicates the assinine or frustrating nature of a situation.

1. My parents' cousins are my Aunties and Uncles, and their kid's are my cousins ITMS
2. I can't go back to work if I don't put my child in daycare, but I'll spend all the money I make from work putting my child in daycare ITMS !!!!

Another version of Itm could be “in the morning”. This is an acronym and can be used in text.

Text:

“What were you gonna tell me about earlier?

“Its late , i’ll tell you about it itm”