A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ilona will always be nice to you, she listens to your problems. She's also really competitive to others, and hates to lose. She tends to fail maths and succeed in English and languages. Be nice to her or she'll hate you for the rest of her life. Ilona is also a daydreamer and gets lost in her thoughts easily, take care of her ! She needs hugs and love but needs most of all à boyfriend... Find her a boyfriend ! Ilona is cool, be friend with Ilona
-"Ilona ! I've missed you so much, give me a hug ! " -"Have I told you about my friend Ilona ? She's so nice and caring !"
- someone who is ambigous looking, with poor circulation, and an obsession with the rapper Coolio. She is a clean freak and has slight OCD. She likes to make music. She likes tea. Also has a soft spot for kilts, haggis and tartan.
What are you doing today? Ilona: Oh, I'm just being ambiguous, might download some Coolio songs, make myself a hot water bottle cause of my bad circulation, make myself a cup of tea, hoover my room for the fourth time, and google images of men in tartan kilts eating haggis. Oh, okay.
An animal, usually mammalian, who tends to dry hump other species of animals.
Person 1: Why is that thing dry humping an iguana? Person 2: Because it's an Ilona
Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering. Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.
ex 1. Q: So what are you up to today? Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke? ex 2. Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy? IA: How about pizza?
One and only in the world. She is the sweetest girlfriend in the world. She has blue eyes and is Hungarian but born in America. She speaks hungarian with her father and he is from Serbia. She likes pipacs and the color yellow. She is currently wearing a ladybug sweater and is waiting for her car to get serviced.
Monika Anna Maria Ilona 343434 scout leader zrinyi ilona. Monika Anna Maria Ilona is a good hungarian folk dancer!