A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tired. Ready to be taken out of the game. First used by Magic Johnson to describe Michael Jordan during the playoffs. Magic explained that Michael must be tired because he was "tugging his shorts".
Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up. Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.
Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya. He goes now. Skate Bored.
Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo. Bart: Eat My Shorts! Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*
A sexual term for muff diving
Hunny I want you to eat my shorts
My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts