A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doing the right thing at the right time, without knowing what you are doing. Dumb luck.
John fixed the connection with inadvertent ingenuity and a Swiss Army knife.
A term coined by New Zealanders, which supposedly implies that Kiwis good at coming up with solutions to any problem, typically in an unconventional, unusual or in such a way that uses whatever resource is available (I.e. being innovative). New Zealanders have a habit for attaching the words “good ‘ol Kiwi” or “Kiwi” in front of a phrase, to artificially make themselves seem more interesting. To outsiders, it come across as deeply insecure - as if it is a necessity to make themselves sound more special than they are.
Kiwi 1: “During the pandemic, I attached plastic tubing to my EFTPOS reader in order to maintain 2 metres social distancing” Kiwi 2: “Woah, that’s some Kiwi Ingenuity right there!” Immigrant 1: *sarcastically* “Because nobody else in the world has thought of that” Immigrant 2: “Sounds more like good ol Kiwi bullshit”
the politically correct term for nigger rigging
With a little african ingenuity, the mechanic was able to get the car running.
A politically correct term for nigger rigging typically in the most inefficient and cheapest manner possible by a nigger.
I am about to employ time tested, African-American ingenuity as developed by the Center for African-American Studies and Technology.
Also referred to as BFI. The method used to determine the best usage of Blunt (or brute) force
Blunt Force Ingenuity is deciding whether to use a hammer or a pneumatic hammer, a power drill or a hand drill, a shovel or a snowblower. Also referred to as BFI
Poor workmanship New Zealanders who confuse Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention
“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “
A person addicted to drugs that is willing to do anything and everything to get a fix.
Person 1: “We try to keep crackheads out of the dumpster with a padlock but they somehow always get in” Person 2: “ Oh that’s what we call crackhead ingenuity, if there’s a will there’s a way!”