A fork of Rural Dictionary
Iron Man is a kick-ass song by the mighty BLACK SABBATH. IRON MAN is also the alias used by a mysterious, guitar-playing, hardcore Irish rocker. Other bogus names include: Gwillaker G. Willaker Malicious Matt Supertzar BTW... These nicknames are taken, so go make up your own shithead.
1. IRON MAN really plays the shit out of that Gibson Iommi SG! 2. I wish I could be as hardcore as IRON MAN. He truly lives hardcore! 3. IRON MAN makes the coolest posts, and I love his haikus!
I am Iron Man! Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there Why should we even care? He was turned to steel In the great magnetic field When he travelled time For the future of mankind Nobody wants him He just stares at the world Planning his vengeance That he will soon unfold Now the time is here For Iron Man to spread fear Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved Nobody wants him They just turn their heads Nobody helps him Now he has his revenge Heavy boots of lead Fills his victims full of dread Running as fast as they can Iron Man lives again!
I am I7ron Man! Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves will he fall? Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there Why should we even care? He was turned to steel In the great magnetic field When he travelled time For the future of mankind Nobody wants him He just stares at the world Planning his vengeance That he will soon unfold Now the time is here For Iron Man to spread fear Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved Nobody wants him They just turn their heads Nobody helps him Now he has his revenge Heavy boots of lead Fills his victims full of dread Running as fast as they can Iron Man lives again!
His real name is Tony Stark. Now you know his secret. Bwahahahahaaaaaa*cough**cough*hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!
Damn that Iron Man foiled my attempt to rule the world! He raided my hidden fortress and blasted my Super Destructo Laser Thingy before I could test it on Canada.
He died in end game, what caused trauma to all the marvel fans
Marvel fan: *sees end game* *sees Iron Man die* Oh no! I have a trauma! Marvel fan 2: haha! And it isn't over yet!
Yes, in the fashion of using superhero names for methods of further degrading women, there is a way to "iron man dat hoe." Here are the steps to do so. 1) find a good size jar to keep your cum in. 2) fill it. this may take days. 3) put it in the fridge. 4) pour it on a women's chest. when it dries and hardens, you've officially "iron manned dat hoe".
(In a non-existant Soulja boy remix): "Crank dat soulja boy den iron man dat hoe."
He creates his own infinity gauntlet and dies in avengers endgame. Then, Captain America goes back in time and becomes old, well Sam Wilson becomes the new captain America
He was Iron Man