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the issue

1. The subject of dispute in an adversarial legal system.

2. The subject of dispute in a sex starved, estrogen fueled, female dominated law school section.

slam piece:"IS THAT CHUCK NORRIS in a camp shirt?
bitch: Hell no, thats the issue!
skank: I thought he was a ninja?
chick: He's just a guy that sweats testosterone, drops panties, and fucked the gunner's gf.

by The Dissent February 04, 2010

issues

some1 wit unresolved problemz

u got sum issuez? get sum tissuez

by supa July 01, 2003

Issue

A offensive slang term describing a mixed-blood American Indian person in North Carolina and Virginia, dating back to the dated designation of "Persons of Free Issue" on birth certificates and census data before slavery had ended.

You know them issues up in _____ county?

by redbandit2 July 27, 2010

Issue

A ridiculously hot woman

Check out that issue or
She's a real issue or
I'd love to get across that issue or
(in a club packed full of hot women) This place is issue central!

by G-dyne of the B-unit November 16, 2006

issues

Particularly popular amongst teens, especially teenage males who are not emotionally happy for no particular reason. What you would have if you find yourself listening to Linkin Park or Korn constantly.

Have issue>listen to that shit>leads to more of issues>listen to more of that shit

Man, that kid's got issues! That's the fifty second time he's listened to Hybrid Theory since this morning!

by Peezee-Ark October 05, 2003

issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke

u gonna cop that issue

by MJ April 06, 2005