A fork of Rural Dictionary
Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)
Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then
January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko
“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”
“Ohh okay”
National self love day! On this day you’ve got to love yourself and feel proud for anything you achieve!
you: I did really well in that test!
Person: that’s showing off a bit!
You: I’m allowed to show off, it’s January 18th, national love yourself day!
the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie
bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon
bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too