Country Dictionary

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jed

the little purple thing when u pull back ure foreskin

Girl: pull back ure foreskin! Boy: i have tasty jed! Girl: yum!

by noname December 06, 2003

jed

A tiny, insignifcant quantity of food added to a reciepe. Smaller than a pinch.

How many oats do we need? 200g and a jed

by Trianglegirl September 03, 2015

jed

Jed is a fucking shitty melt

Jed needs to fucking die ya shitty jed

by Dakween January 15, 2018

jed

the worst name you can call someone. you might as well be taking a bat to their nutsack. a "jed" is the biggest fucking herb ever. tries to act cool and say something that will make you think they're alright, but in actuality your thinking of calling them a faggot.

"hey dude, dont make fun of sum 41 and those kinds of bands, i like them"... Shut the fuck up, your new name is Jed for being such a douche bag!

by the b.o.a.t. May 02, 2005

Jed

Jed is the worlds most amazing guy . No one could ever understand how perfect he is . When Jed smiles it makes your heart melt, he could make everyone in the room smile with out even trying. he makes the world go round . Jed is life its self His girlfriend loves him from here to the moon and he loves her to the max . they are ment to be<3 Jed is perfect

Girl1: Is that Jed ? He is HOT! Girl2: Yes . I Know he is perfect. dont let Victoria know you were looking.

by Sparkells May 01, 2013

Jed

One hot man. I want to have his babies.

Jed: Jed

by Jerrythepedofile June 18, 2021

Jedding

When you sleep on a guy without his permission.

Dude! Get the fuck off me. Stop jedding.

by The Niqqa Davonne May 30, 2015