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Drug-addicted overated bump machine who cost himself his job at WWE, his sloppy ring skills are not helpled by his constant drug use and constant risk-taking that break his body down every minute. He is still adored by certain female virgins who will get laid and will never wake up to see the person needs help, his brother, Matt Hardy, still remains with the WWE, because he does'nt take drugs, and because he can actually WRESTLE.
TLC matches, when Jeff was excellent.
A crack addict who used to be able to wrestle half a lick but turned to shit when his more talented brother Matt left him for greener pastures.
"Jeff Hardy is gae."
Biggest puss to ever walk the face of the earth.
Don't turn your back the wwe you'll be being like Jeff Hardy
Became successful once again by giving up drugs, stopping his artistic gimmick / ''lifestyle'' and by getting into bodybuilding / eatting very, very clean. His new found creativity began to show up in his work ethic, opposed to his, imagination.
Chris: Jeff, get off the drugs, would you?! Jeff Hardy: What drugs... haven't cha read Thompson? How about any other great writers? Chris: Those were the downfalls of these people. Quit downfalling because you're worried about what might happen. You're going to have waaaaaaaay too many health problems when you get older, and a very small bank account.That isn't going to make you a profound philosopher, artist, of born again Christian. Just a jackass! Get your shit together!