Country Dictionary

1. a man given name out of pure irony

2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari

3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances

1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed

4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines

This is the day we appreciate all eyes that are made fun of.

Person 1: Hey what day is it today
Person 2: Friday
Person 1: You know that’s Jelani Eye Appreciation Day right?
Person 2: isn’t that everyday 🙄

A ramen eater.

I like man and my name is JELANI G.

Jelanie is a boy who is very bipolar, handsome, gentle, kind and smart, he has a 7”+ tool but note “He is a VIRGIN”

Jelanie is a dappa

A boy who plays numerous girls and all the girls want him but he later finds a girl who is not interested in him causing him to want her more.Later a Jelani will fall in love with her and she also does.

I wish I was a Jelani.

Jelani has a magnetic sexual presence that brings you into his very hot sexy wet and sweaty body, he’s the kind of guy you cant get enough of and beg for more.

Wow, Jelani is so hot and sexy, I want to be him someday.

An ugly rat who won't get anywhere in life and is fat.

But also cool at being ugly Jelani