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adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes.

This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically from the St.Albans area, and is formed by replacing the ending of the word jokes with the sound made popular by snoop dogg, "izzle", thus creating "jizzle". The reasons for doing this are unclear but may be due to a need in the white suburbia of the home counties to sound more gangster, hence the "izzle".
But also may be due to the humorous similarity the word has with another word jizz, which means spunk.

"Yo i'd tap dat gash once for jizzles"
"ha ha ha, that is jizzles"

One of the coolest people you know.
Can also be used as "Jiz".

That guy is so cool, he's the jizzle.

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

A boy that cums in inconvenient places..

A boy that gets over excited and results in jizzing in a sleeping bag, which is then thrown in the face of a female friend.

Jasmin: I'm cold, could someone pass me a sleeping bag?
Jonny: Yeah sure, use mine..

Millie: I can't believe you are using Jonny's sleeping bag!
Jasmin: Why?
Millie: Didn't you know? Jonny is a total Jizzle!
Jasmin: OMG, that's what the stain is!!!!

jizzle (noun): the utopian join

That jizzle flew me to Uranus.... on a spaceship

Meaning used for refering to cum or sperm. Also a word used in Urban Rambling.

Yo, she jizzled my nizzle pizzle, yo. Ya mean, dawg?

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.

Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!