A fork of Rural Dictionary
Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot
"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"
Having sex with a woman during her period.
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.
a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
i am in love with john thomas cornwell
A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.
Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School. Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.