A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being a whiney little bitch when having fun.
Dude lets go do something! - Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts. Really? -Not tonight. You are being a complete The Jon Jon.
Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.
Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?" Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man" Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys" Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes." Jonning/To be Jonned
Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.
(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"
Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much. you can Spell It Jonathan Johnathan (gay Verison) Jon John (gay version)
Jonathan Cares for His family Alot. Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend. Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he. A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night" A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row" A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"
KIND gentle badass dont be afraid to voice your own opinions. People only hate you because of the way others love you. Your a good man dont let fear of causing a ripple keep you from living. Also i heard this dude jon gives amazing orgasms ladies! Knocks em out for free! U are the kind of guy woman wait for. Make sure the girl u choose matches your awesomeness. Next look up always
John. (Gay version) Jon. (Awesome Version) Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.
"Are you friends with a Jon.?" "Yes. I am! He is so the coolest." "I know! He Is the best." "I know. He is totally awesome"