A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".
*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
Solo sex act preformed by a male. The act of being on all fours while reaching around your back and jerking off.
I really enjoy jooking it with essential oils.
I’m going to jook it.
to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.
1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"
A robbery, armed or otherwise, as defined in the Big L classic, "Ebonics" from the album, "The Big Picture"
Yo don't sell to these cats, the're are mad grimey, I smell a jook.
noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"
Also spelt as: joux, joox
See also: jollies, kicks
"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"
M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!