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Jurgen klopp memorial day

the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool

"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"

by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024

cheeky jurgen

A Cheeky Jurgen is masturbating as you cross Europe

Did you hear John went for a cheeky Jurgen on his gap year

by WidnesLad July 02, 2021

cheeky jurgen

Impersonating another person to unsuspecting passers by.
Also pretending to drink a shot but throwing behind your head at a passer by momentarily blinding them with cheap alcohol.

“Hey Barry I just cheeky jurgened that guy” “you threw a shit in his face?” “No I told him I was Jurgen Klopp” “you cheeky Jurgen!”

by DtBavs July 02, 2021

Dirty Jurgen

A guy who likes big dick in his ass 24/7

Hey i did a dirty jurgen to someone they loved it

by Anonymous218767765443 November 16, 2021

Jurgened

The act of leading a girl on to believe you want something serious due to excitement of the thought of a relationship, then dropping a "I do not want to commit" bomb because 'fear' took over.

Why did you guys stop seeing each other?

Oh I got jurgened

by kkbj October 16, 2014

Jurgen

Jurgen is a sweet guy, whenever someone feels down they can come to the local Jurgen for advice or relaxation. Also Jurgen is a great source of protection. When a Jurgen sits on an opponent its over. The opponent will be paralyzed

Hey man, you seem a bit down. Have you seen the local Jurgen yet?

I heard you had some trouble, how about we head to Jurgen

by Sadwich December 10, 2021