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an awesome technique(jutsu) that Naruto Uzumaki performs where he turns into a hot girl and distracts his enemy or to get what he wants. He taught this technique to Konohamaru who was under the supervision of Ebisu the closet pervert at the time. See also Harem no Jutsu
Naruto: SEXY NO JUSTSU! *poof* Jiraiya: *HUGE NOSEBLEED* agh *twitch twitch*
When your in bed with a girl and you are about to buss you scream to the top of your lungs expansion jutsu and you put all your fingers in her asshole and stretch her asshole as wide as you can and you cum in her asshole
Man i did some expansion jutsu on a hooker last night she wont be doing anal for a while
Replication technique out of the anime Naruto. This jutsu allows the user to form copies of themselves to confuse their enemies. Unlike Naruto's -Kage Bunshin no jutsu- the replications are not solid and can do no damage although disappear in a similar way when hit. This jutsu was Naruto's weakness during the first episode Academy exam which he failed.
Naurto:"Bunshin no jutsu!" <weird pallid copy of Naruto appears next to him in a puff of smoke>
A jutsu performed by Naruto Uzumagi in the anime series Naruto. It consists of him transofrming himself into a sexy female to distract the enemy or, in some episodes, to get what he wants. See also harem no jutsu.
The second funniest jutsu in the entire show after harem no jutsu
At first intimidating, but truly harmless glare given by mousey little who like to hide behind other people (preferebly friends) and like to talk shit they can't back up.
"OH-SNAP! Diana's Superglarekamehameha no-jutsu has no effect! I'd best smack her shit up!"
the Ultimate attack of the highest power nibba. It's when he has had enough of dumb nibbas shit and decided to end the battle and destroy everything in his path. Often leads to a hype buff of all players around him who aren't the target of essay no jutsu. Strikes immense fear in the hearts of victim while being powered up. Only known counter at this point is to not engage with attack. This leads to the unlocking of the toxic ability buff however, which could possibly be the only known weakness of the user. Essay no jutsu levels vairy in power level depending on target. The user had not yet found a truly worthy foe. His goal is to one day entice his sensei Master Glasses man into a battle where essay no jutsu can be used without Master glasses man taking advantage of the attacks one weakness. Master glassed man is also versed in the same combat styles as The Essay no Jutsu user. That being High nibba IQ of the six paths and bullshit no jutsu. Easiest way to trigger essay no jutsu un provoked is to have a name starting in E and ending with A
Mikel unleased his ultimate attack Essay no Jutsu when Kavesh and Eesa were being to retarded for his liking