Country Dictionary

Shooting , Firing Gun Bullets (Word For the angery gays)

Remember last time I went to American's School , they belike 'pla-ket-ket-ket' and all the black students dead.

Sweetest and most beautiful girl ever

I love you very much, KET

The distinctive onomatopoetic sound of a Mac 10 Ingram ripping in for example a drive by as described by Skinbone.

"When I shoot you in the neck, the noise go Pla-ket-ket!!"

The combination of "kid" and "pet," a family pet of a couple, whether married or living together, but certainly spoiled and the center of the "parents'" universe, that is used as practice before having children.

I dislike going out with my newly married friends. All they do is talk about their kets and then leave very early to make sure they are ok.

Someone, normally a chav,who hasn't had a hair cut and instead has grown a disgusting mass of hair. The name comes from the idea that the money saved from not getting a hair cut can instead be spent in there view wisely, on ketamine

chav: you getting a hair cut lad?

Ket wig bandit: nah lad I've spent the money on ket

Chav: Snd lad! Your hair looks proper sick anyway

To describe someone who has is in the throws of a ketamine trip.

Man, take a look a the state of John. He's well ketted up!

The use of a bra as a pocket for storing important items. Such as a phone, keys, or money.

CASSI: This dress doesn't seem to have pockets. Where should I put my phone?
Lizzy: Put it in your bra-ket skeeze!