A fork of Rural Dictionary
Absolute chad. Alpha male. Biggest dick in the room no matter what room they are in. Funniest mother fucker you’ll ever meet no cap.
Everybody: Damn did you see how gigantic Kevin’s dick is? Everybody: Kevin is an absolute chad
I JUST WANNA FUCK HIM hes THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER MET HES THE BEST BOYFRIEND AND HAS A 789 INCH COCK OMG I WANNA FUCK HIM SO BAD
"Kevin IS THE HOTTEST GUY LET ME FUCK HIM"
Kevin is an over all amazing person. He has issues and can sometimes make mistakes but he'll work his butt off to fix them. He is my present and my future. He's not afraid to be honest and appreciates when your honest with him. He has an amazing smile,can sometimes be overly confident. But don't mistake him for cocky because he will do anything for the one he truly loves. Kevin is someone who i have taken advantage of and who has forgiven me. I hope this proves that him don't have to be afraid to lose yourself in my love 'cause i'll never hurt you again. Kevin is the name of my only love,my first love,my best friend and my every thing. #TeamBurgin
Every body wants someone like kevin.
Someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. A tall guy who looks like a greek god. The love of my life.
A guy you want too be around. He has the most amazing smile and the most adorable laugh. He has wonderful hair that you can just play with all day. He's got this sense of humor that everyone can enjoy. He can make anyone who feels down smile in a heart beat. He's so adorable and so dorky. He gives you this great kind of feeling that you can't get from anyone else. Gets scared of anything especially spiders. He is extremely handsome. Can be a total smart a** but is very intelligent yet acts dumb. He is very handsome. He is someone you just fall completely in love with.
What kind of guy do you want to have? A guy like Kevin.