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ohh kill em

A phrase niggas say nowadays when somebody did something that impresses them.

That nigga beat Jackson's ass.. Ohh Kill Em!

by Lil Mula March 05, 2014

Kill-'em-ups

When a parent who has no idea about game genres tries to adress one.

Parent: "Stop playing those Kill-'em-ups and do some homework!"

by GSA84 February 04, 2022

ooooo kill em

Gaming term used by retards to show wanting ppl to die in large numbers

Brad: what do u think we should do mason it's 2v10 Mason: ooooo kill em

by Ymmijellivas February 10, 2014

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em

A punchline to a joke, the whole joke is almost never heard.

There are various setups to this punchline. Here's one: One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.' As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its a**. Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.' The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's a**.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word 'a**' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'Em." Or this shorter version: Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend? Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a**! Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum. Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!

by the_only_real_coffee_sloth September 11, 2009

Kill 'Em All

By far the best Metallica album followed by Ride the Lightning and Master Of Puppets. Kill 'Em All thrashy, melodic, had blistering solos, and I just love everything about the album. Also, Hit The Lights is my favourite Metallica song and probably the best opening to an album in the history of music. It's full of raw energy. Dave Mustaine also wrote some of the riffs which is pretty telling because if you listen to Mechanix by Megadeth and The Four Horsemen side by side, then you can tell Dave wrote the riff. Songs in order: 1. Hit The Lights 2. The Four Horsemen 3. Motorbreath 4. Jump In The Fire 5. Pulling Teeth (Anaesthesia) 6. Whiplash 7. Phantom Lord 8. No Remorse 9. Seek & Destroy 10. Metal Militia

Kill 'Em All is not only the best Metallica album, but the best album in music history. Not one bad song in it.

by Eddie the Head January 02, 2025