A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a bird is so smoldering hot that you would carry her ass to the top of the Empire State Building (stairs, not elevator) and fight 30s style airplanes in order to ravage (f*ck) her.
Ted: You know Kimber, right? Ricky: Of course. She is hot. Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her. Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.
when you defecate in your hand and use it as a projectile and emit ooga booga noises and aim for her mouth and if successful get a banana a shove it up her bowl
Omg he did the King Kong last night so dreamy Can please King Kong lover
During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).
Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?" Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong." Jack: "Nice."
She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.
The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.
When a man receives oral sex and just before insertion, the giver (man or woman) eats a banana so that the flavor lingers. The receiver then also beats his chest while receiving, ala King Kong.
My girl was so grateful that last night, she gave me a King Kong.
When you drink 3 monster energy drinks and set your girl up in doggy position and fuck her super hard and fast like a gorilla and howl like one
Hey dude i just hit that girl with the king kong move