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An unfortunate event or series of events where against all odds of a probable positive outcome, the worst possible outcome comes into fruition.

Be aware, Koon Luck feeds upon the unexpecting, the overly optimistic (despite previous cases of Koon Luck), the wishful thinkers, and doesn't seem to be prejudice of whom is impacted. Should you know someone with Koon Luck, distance yourself from them on all risky travel, business decisions, or financial advice as your life, personal health, or bank account will surely be anally raped by close proximity to their misfortunes.

Bob: "How in the hell did my thoroughbred horse get beaten by a three legged geriatric pony?"

Betty: "The only explanation is Koon Luck. Sorry for your loss Bob, now get the hell away from me you unlucky ass goblin."

Derogatory name for an african female's vagina

man I bet Shaqueta has a nasty koon poon!

a farsi phrase meaning: a funny guy; a goofy person (literal translation: tiger ass) it is often used as a means to address a (intimate) friend.

"chetori koon palang?"

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

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EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?

Nigger music Rap, Hip Hop, etc. (aka ear rape)

Shut off the koon toons nigga

A black person, anyone who has black african heritage. Term is typically used by Persians, was particularly used alot in Michigan by the Persians there.

Who robbed you, was it a koon-sia? Yeah man it was a koon-sia.

The finest gas that savages smoke

Chief keef and the Chiraq savages are smoking the Koon pack