A fork of Rural Dictionary
A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where Colchester United's manager Paul Lambert left for local rivals Norwich City. After beating Norwich 7-1 a week ago.
You're such a Lambert!
1. to fail in the most extreme ways 2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind
1. "Aw crap! I tried to light my awful book on fire but I set myself on fire instead! That was such a Lambert." 2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"
When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.
-Dude, he's Lamberting this Lacrosse practice. He sucks.
When your cards in Texas Holdem are a Jack and a 2
he raised me 45 pre-flop so I had to fold my Lambert
a feeling of someone who is all talk and no show. an indiscribable emotion of lies. a compulsive liar.
scott and josh were so lamberted when they were defeated by lauren and kelly in the war!
Term for an individual who is rather too cool for school. Often seen sporting quirky beards and pink converse trainers. Not to be confused with the an unwin although both incredibly small, and often seen feverishly smoking.
By george, that hairy man on stage looks like he is receiving an electric shock from his guitar. No wait that's a danse. He must be a lambert.