A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're boning your girlfriend and she yells out some mythical creature that you have never heard of. Instead of yelling at her and asking her what the hell she is talking about you simply yell "Oh Lancaster" and you will both be equally confused.
Girl: Oh Lockeness Monster!!!!
Guy: OH LANCASTER
Girl: What the hell?
Guy: What the hell is the lockeness monster?
A shitty town near Buffalo, NY. High school has little credibility in both sports and academics. Some times referred to as Heroin High because of the fairly recent drug overdoses in teens resulting in deaths.
Teen 1: Where do you go to school?
Teen 2: Lancaster
Teen 1: Awww man I'm sorry
Teen 2: Yeah I know we haven't had a sports title in years and i just lost my good buddy to an OD
Lancaster-a rubbish town in Lancashire,England.Basically the shops are dumb,the parks are vandalised and the chavs/townies. Large gangs of the therefore mentioned hang out by the fountain in the town centre and think its hilariously funny to put washing up liquid in the fountain and watch it splosh over into the square.Lancaster is situated next to Morecambe,another crappy town.The Chavs control nearly everything and most likely individuals who dont want to "hang with" the chavs will get beaten up.Dont ever come to Lancaster.You will be better off staying where you are.
"The poor kid lives in Lancaster"
A "Lancaster" is the term for the written form of a sound which isn't a proper word, such as the sound of laughing or animal noises, etc. "Lancasters" are often common verbal cues that are beyond established language, and usually show up in different cultures. "Lancasters" are often spelled differently in various cultures, due to differences in pronunciation and variations in how the sounds are perceived. Uses for "Lancasters" include a variety of written communication, such as: letters, instant or txt messages, novels, etc.
"Dude, whats it you say when you mess up?"
"Fuck?"
"No the Lancaster"
"Oh. ugh."
A High School in Lancaster City that, despite Christian values, is actually 75% queer, 15% atheist, 10% thot, which consists of a girls basketball cult. This school, although seems fun, is actually full of JUUL fiends and a 95% illiteracy rate.
Girl: “Hey I’m moving to Lancaster Catholic next year!!”
Boy: “Damn, I always knew you were a thot.”