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Lavender

What your parents tell your little sister that the pile of funny-smelling dried leaves on the back porch is.

Oh, that's just... Lavender...

by Maggie November 16, 2004

Lavender

Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is purely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.

"Dude, is Craig watching Grey's Anatomy?" "Yeah, he's a little lavender."

by Danno Chuchiak April 11, 2007

Lavender

Lavender is a type of cannabis indica, it has a slight purple color and a very pungent aroma. it was recognized in the 2006 Cannabis Cup.

Yo, I just scored a bag of Lavender. who wants to go brain dead.

by CannabisOblivion January 20, 2010

Lavender

Lavender; Lavendula angustifolia. A small shrub whose flowers signify unconditional, unchanging love. An emblem of enduring faithfulness, lavender means “I’ll love you forever.”

Give lavender to a girl if you've got the balls to follow through.

by DewRose December 22, 2010

Lavender Juicebox

From Mike and Dave need wedding dates.

Another word for vagina

I will NOT let him touch my lavender juicebox!

by COA5TA July 18, 2016

lavender blood

the feeling when you’re body is so mentally and physically exhausted it goes into a dream like state. you may experience nostalgia, flashbacks, hallucinations as well as suicidal thoughts. lavender is being pumped through your veins and the world is seen from a new perspective.
inspo: “lavender blood”- fox academy

i can’t do this anymore. it feels like i have lavender blood. i cant keep living like this

by mentally drained January 15, 2021