A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Hireable Liar...Will Defend You Even If You Are Guilty...
Bullshitinng Is Their Expertiece.
"It's Always Better To Fuck A Lawyer...Rather Than Getting Fucked By One
a teenager with severe mental issues
" look, it's lawyer! "
the process of turning a simple sentence into a legalized document
My dad will lawyerize my 8th grade sentence outline because it sounded like it came out of a Dr. Seuss book
I get in trouble for arguing with my parents. But lawyers get paid a shit load of money.
Wow you see that bmw with a guy in a suit.
must be a lawyer
An individual who studies the legal system and then applies what he has learned according to his best interests completely absent of moral accountability for these actions. These objectives are achieved by manipulation of ambiguous rules and exploitation of technicalities while the individual is protected by claims or a moral/ethical duty to zealously advocate his or her client's position.
In other words, one who uses the legal system to his or her advantage without having to feel guilty about the results of his actions. For example, the most applauded/rich defense attorneys are not rewarded for seeing that justice is done, but by insuring that it is not.
A lawyer is like a porn star. They're either going to fuck you or get you off.