A fork of Rural Dictionary
A: A phrase that one says when they are ridding in a car and tell the person driving to take a LEFT, but they do not pay attention.
B: An annoying, but catchy phrase, in the song “Irreplaceable” by Beyonce. The use of this phrase does create a quandary, however. Does she want me to put my stuff in the box to her “LEFT” or my “LEFT”, which would actually be her "RIGHT"?
A:
Yo homeslice, you need to take the next left G. To the LEFT, to the LEFT!!!
B:
Bf: I don’t want to leave you baby!
Beyonce: To the LEFT, to the LEFT. Everything you own in the box to the LEFT!
What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.
Yeah, my dad left me.
a group of people who want to take away your penis
Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!
The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'
Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!
From Beyonce's "Irreplaceable",
1.) Dismissed, dumped, broke off
2.) "Step aside," as in when a person is dumped: means to get out of one's face and life so that a new partner can be established.
3.) Indicating where the door is located, even if it is not actually located to the left -- "To the left" indicates that your exit is expected right fucking now.
BF: Baby, it wasn't me with that girl!
GF: Ain't got time for your excuses, playa.... to the left.
Shorter version of saying "out of left field". Slang meaning "unexpectedly", "odd", or "strange".
Person 1: Hey, good morning.
Person 2: Hi. Good morning to you, too. Do you ever think about how we're all going to die.
Person 1: That was fucking left- uh, okay.