A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way that online loser/geek/freaks spell LIKE...usually a common mistake but dudes...it's fucken gay
I am liek such an internet skanky whore!
Omg you so are, liek, a skanky whore!
Liek v. (ˈlīæk)
a) to forget
b) to be intimidated by
c) to enjoy the presence of to the point where one gets confident enough to give the definition of "liek"
He lieked your harsh words and moved on with his day.
That man lieked your speech so much that he was trembling.
He lieked her and told her the definition of "liek".
mur liek is salvation in the form of an eight character phrase. In olden days, it was significantly more potent than today. In ages before man, it was accidentally muttered by a creature of the time; the end result is known as the ice age. It was also reportedly responsible for the Tower of Babylon and Conan O'Brian's horrible sense of humor. Today, however, it has lost it's potency, and only has enough strength to restore a conversation from boredom to hilarity. One must still use the word with caution, however; sometimes it kills babies.
<n>: so i was on myspace the other day ^.^
<Suspyre>: myspace
<Suspyre>: mur liek
<Suspyre>: cryspace
<Suspyre>: LOL
<Slayerrr>: LOL
The liek comes from a misspelling of like, while the omgz comes from a weird z-addition of omg which stands for oh my god or oh my gosh. Usually used by people who slam their heads on the keyboard and cannot spell for shit, e.g. valleygirls, preppy people who type in sticky caps, or 12-year-olds.
<girl one> liek omgz diz guy spred a rumer abut meh..,,,
<girl two> omgzzz!111 wut a meenee!!11
<girl one> i nooooooo
<girl two> i no u shud haff sbex wiff his gf hed get reeel mad!111 majer paybek
<girl one> wowww liek omgz u r teh so smaert!111 thx babiiiiii