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Grabbing penis, squeezing it hard, and going really fast.
"Hey baby, next time you send me a video, go Lightning McQueen fast.
Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.
When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!
The biggest of cars l. he rides around a track and thinks his life is a highway. he is the speediest of speed l. HE. IS. SPEED.
during my test i really wish i could have had a lightning mcqueen
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Lightning McQueen: Float like a Cadillac, sting like a bimmer
To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.
“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”