A fork of Rural Dictionary
An absolute worldie who makes anybody's day better. Not to be confused with Lois Lane the limp dick reporter or Lois Griffin the shittest cartoon mother in history. If you have a Lois in your life you're guaranteed to have a better day and be privy to some of the best mispelt names in Starbuck's history.
"Welcome to Starbucks, what's the name?"
"Lois"
*Writes down lowis* "Awesome thanks"
Lois is a crackhead she is crazy and energetic she never rests and has an immature personality. She can comfort people easily and make them feel better. She is very flexible and can bend into a BALLLLLLL. Lois is a good friend and will ever lie to you she is good at keeping secrets and is easily trusted never loose a Lois
Lois
Lois is a nice young girl who cares about her friends, she’s sweet and caring although sometimes her mean side strikes she doesn’t tolerate any rubbish and tells people what is what and says things how it is.
Max- wow Lois is so weird
Robert-I wish Lois was my girlfriend
Clark- Lois is so pretty
Loy comes from the principle loyalty.it is more concerned with values like honesty, faithfulness, trustworthiness, truthful etc
i will encourage all of you to be loy no matter the circumstances because it will set you free.
A Lois is an AMAZING, friend who is always there for you. A Lois is the best friend you could ever wish for! She is a nice, caring, funny and loyal friend who will never let you down!
1: Who's that?
2: Must be a lois
a super sexy beast who supersexybeastness is too much for any guy to handle.
in other words, they don't know what to do around her so they become unintelligible with their words.
OMG, look at her, she's totally a Lois, YO!
Possibly derived from Greek λωίων (loion) meaning "more desirable" or "better". Lois is mentioned in the New Testament as the mother of Eunice and the grandmother of Timothy. As an English name, it came into use after the Protestant Reformation.
However, in our time, people named Lois are usually small and have curly hair. This type of homosapien can generally be found in northern England, near Manchester. Loises' attitudes are typically characterised by :
1. An excessive use of raccoon memes to respond to your messages.
2. Responding with 'that's what she said' even in a serious situation.
3. Do not, and I'm serious when I say this, do not get Lois angry. See, these people are quite mysterious: they act normally with everyone but you have no idea whether they hate/love/adore/detest you or not. Stay on the safer side and just be nice. Loises have a short temper.
Note: Lois is also the name of Peter Griffin's wife in the 'Family Guy' (pictured below).
Friend: Look Lois I've been feeling a bit sad lately.
Lois: Omg are you okay? What happened.
Friend: I lost my whole family died in a crash yesterday and I just got expelled from school. This is too much to handle at once.
Lois: *Chuckles* That's what she said.
Friend: You absolute monster. Go to hell.
Lois: The fuck did you just say to me you little shit.
Friend: * Understands that this is a death threat* Sorry Lois. It won't happen again.
Lois: That's what I thought, now bugger off before I squish you like a pancake.