Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cleat Macker

Someone who makes out with another person who had to shoot the boot earlier in the evening out of a cleat.

You totally made out with him after he drank out of a dirty, used cleat, you cleat macker!!!

by Cleat macker's friend February 19, 2010

Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex

He's such a cracker macker of women.

by Guyman545 February 16, 2019

AO macker

someone who sits in AOL chatrooms all day long and chats with women or men.

Rob is such an AO macker. His buddy list is full of random chicks from all different chatrooms.

by Kim P July 09, 2006

Macker Snacker

A nickname for the Big Mac wrap at McDonalds.

Hello, may I take your order?
Yes, I'll take a double cheese burger and a macker snacker.

by YOUKNOWTHENAME January 11, 2010

Mackeral Fart

A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.

Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.

by Bling, The Original February 11, 2008

gus macker

The Rucker Park Tournament of the Midwest-- Holla Back

Ayyo, I'mma win that Gus Macker this year

by Dave Is The Man April 20, 2005

fur burger macker

someone who eats out hairy fat chicks

kelly is such a fur burger macker

by the incridable ps April 23, 2010